To all you singles in the cyber world

Who think you know all the risks and dangers

I'm sure you've heard all the horror stories

About the online fatal attractions

And you probably have at least one friend

Who's had a long distance relationship

Maybe you've been told those rarely work out

But you're still harboring a secret hope

Well I'm one of the few success stories

And this long distance stuff isn't easy

Everyone figures the distance is tough

But they only focus on the lovers

It's assumed one of them will move closer

And they'll live happily ever after

But it's not a sacrifice for nothing

The separation never seems to end

See, you're either away from each other

Or you're away from family and friends

The life that you've known doesn't move with you

Your heart can be in two places at once

But your body can only be at one