Hello there human, my name is buddy

I couldn't help but notice you staring

See, my owner seems to think it's funny

To dress me in the outfits I'm wearing

Playing dress up is wrong in many ways

But it's something I've learned to tolerate

Since one of the perks is loveable praise

And I get treats when I co-operate

I really don't mind all the attention

Though loving me for me would be preferred

I adore getting all this affection

But some of these costumes are just absurd

She dresses me in all this silly stuff

As if forgetting I'm purr-fect enough