In the land of opportunity I awoke

And I searched for the right place

I'm not too far from the simple folk

Whose transportation likes to graze

But my surroundings aren't sedate

Indeed your head would be spinning

To get to me you'd have a while to wait

20 minutes, an hour - I'm not kidding

Streetlights made of kisses inviting

You to the entry of a fantastic dream

Where everything is so exciting

And you'll find some common themes

I'm happy where I am right here

A chocolate heaven so beguiling

Enormous crowds all full of cheer

Wallets are the only ones not smiling

Mere steps away from me you'll find

A watery paradise so splendid

In the manner which it was designed

That you are sure to be contented

A pirate ship nearby me careens

A wooden cat sits by my side

Both carry many screaming teens

Next to me a giant claw, going wild

Between these things I am gladly set

A visit to me you won't soon forget!