I feel the vast majority of these people are more then likely related to me in someway. When I was 7 I did insist on wearing a tea cosy as a hat for an entire winter. However I did not injure myself whilst wearing said attire
"Never trust anyone who, when left alone with a tea cosy, doesn't try it on." I forget who said it but it's up there with singing in the shower, I find it holds absolutely true xD